Really? Why? Why do this to a perfectly good assault rifle? What the shit does this accomplish? Is it a toy? Is it a deadly weapon? We don't fucking know. All we know is that it's totally obscene and it's forced us to reevaluate our basic assumption that the world is pretty much good and although some bad things happen, in the end people want to do the right thing. Yeah, we don't believe that anymore. Now we believe in animal sacrifice and some god named Mofungu who promises to rid the Earth of infomercials and patchouli if we pray to him. Our wholesome, optimistic, secular life is over all thanks to the Hello Kitty assault rifle and this photo after the jump...
Welcome to our nightmares. Make yourselves at home.
(via Boing Boing and Giggle Sugar)