Scanner has friends. And sometimes, we talk with those friends about our jobs. And sometimes they go, "Awwww, man, I wanna write about porn all day!" And we point out that, actually, we don't write about porn all day. We don't even WATCH porn hardly (that falls to the other two nutjobs writing this page). But anyway, they still want to write about porn, and honestly, who are we to stop them? Here at Scanner, we make dreams come true.
Please allow me to introduce you to my addiction to finding porn (or really good soft-core) on Netflix. And I’m not talking about Last Tango in Paris (who hasn’t seen that shit?). I’m talking trippy “did I just see that” shit. I’m talking the kind of film that makes you check the synopsis on the DVD sleeve more than once to see who directed it. Ladies and gents, I give you Tinto Brass, the principal photographer on Caligula (and you KNOW that was freaky). Some call Tinto the Italian Russ Meyer. I just call him “sensei”. This man has done more for butts than King magazine. So if you like your soft-core a little more well-rounded, please check out 1992’s All Ladies Do It or, my favorite, 2000’s Cheeky. The man knows how to shoot some ass.— Stephen Owen