Is Mickey Rourke checking himself out in that mugshot on the right? How awesome is that? Mrs. Scanner Bryan refers to this once Adonis-like man as "Monkey Rourke," but right here he looks more like a wet cartoon rat -- and in either case, he's still thinking "Y'all better take a good picture of me!"
Well, since this is a legal matter, perhaps we should spell out the facts. Rourke, 51, was arrested by Miami police early Thursday morning after being pulled over on a scooter for making an illegal u-turn and subsequently failing a sobriety test. From the footage that we've seen, he also attempted to make an escape, caused a major accident, and was eventually shot dead. Don't believe us? Click through for our EXCLUSIVE TMZ-LIKE VIDEO!!!