OK, not really. But wouldn't it be great if somehow the Hooksexup Absinthe party and the Nerdcore Calendar Release Party (as pictured on Destructoid) were to get into a sauced-up, bi-coastal rumble? We're pretty sure everyone's a winner in that challenge.
(The tasteful robot heads on the model's bits over there were all Destructoid's doing, btw, just so you don't write in thinking it was us. We wanna see the real thing too.)