Remember Kyla Ebbert, the miniskirt clad woman hassled on a Southwest Airlines flight because of her outfit? After the incident, she made the requisite appearance on the Today Show and then had the good, old fashioned sense to take her 15 minutes straight to Playboy. No one has ever turned air travel hassles into such a career boost. Next time we're sitting at O'Hare because of weather delays, we're hoping it lands us in the New Yorker. (via Didn't You Hear)