We love stupid criminals. It gives us hope that if ever confronted with a mugging or attack, we'd be able to outwit our predator. Luckily, we've yet to be attacked after seven years in this great big city (it probably has something to do with our shit-kickin' boots and look-at-me-like-that-and-I'll-kick-you-in-the-balls swagger) but if the time ever comes, we hope it's someone like this guy.