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Ill Doctrine Basically Nails Our Entire Dilemma re: the Interwebs

Posted by Bryan Christian

Not content with providing one of the best treatises on our remarkably stubborn president, Jay Smooth over at the excellent video blog (we refuse to say "vlog" as a noun) Ill Doctrine has also decided to expound on the whole problem with making cracks at Amy Winehouse's expense -- and in doing so, pretty much reached right into our troubled little skulls and summed up the contradictions we here at Scanner face every single day. We're not even gonna put the video on our site, since you really should go have a look at the real thing. Just go. But you gotta promise to come right back!

(Also, we're guessing a few of you ladies will be all up on the Jay Smooth tip after having a look. So don't say we never did nothing for ya!)

UPDATE: OK, we lie. Click through for the Winehouse clip. 

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rasqual17 said:

 Maybe this guy came up with this rap totally solo, but Craig Ferguson did an almost identical monolog months ago, on Youtube at youtube.com/watch?v=7bbaRyDLMvA

  Pretty similar, just subbing Britney for Amy. Man, the way he says "It's not a joooo-ooke" is so endearing. Watch it an see.

November 29, 2007 2:03 PM

japooka said:

I'm already there, thankyouverymuch. I'd eat that guy on a cracker, right quick. Two times.

November 29, 2007 5:18 PM

spoco2 said:

Thanks for showing this guy to me, great stuff.

I'm loving his demonstration of CNN being caught out editing a video to suit their own agenda: youtube.com/watch

November 29, 2007 11:13 PM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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