Posted by Emily Farris
On hour holiday wish list: The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human. This book really just speaks for itself, so we're going to let it:
Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya."
Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.
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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.