I admit it: I, Scanner Bryan, totally missed my check-in with Mustache for Kids last week, so I've had nothing to show you facial-hair-wise until today. Come on, though! It was Thanksgiving, fer Chrissakes, and everyone here at Scanner had a shit-ton going on. But the important thing is: my mustache just kept on growing! Just have a look! Plus I managed to coax a bit of cash for M4K and DonorsChoose.org from everyone at my big Thanksgiving dinner! Huzzah for eating too much oillessly fried turkey!
So now it's your turn. Dig that facial hair over there? How can you not? More importantly, how can you not run immediately to my MyStache page and pledge all your money to me and Mustaches for Kids right this very second via the "Project" link? Operators are standing by, people! Them facial hairs ain't gonna grow by themselves!