The word on the Chi-town streets is that R. Kelly's publicist quit because he was dating her 19 (or maybe 21) year-old (maybe step) daughter. Surprising? Nah. But what we're thinking about now is what it would be like to actually date R. Kelly. Judging from this picture, kind of glisteny. Judging from R. Kelly's past legal problems, we imagine it would also be sort of slippery. We're thinking many meals at Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds, a lot of dirty text messages at all hours of the night, and what else?