More Heroes news for you! (And we don't even like that show! OK, we kind of do.) Shortly after we appraised you of the $1,200 price tag on the official "Claire's Indestructible Crotch Costume," 3 high-rolling users who we assume to be Internet billionaire fanboy pervs fought like, well, probably like girls to lay claim to this sweat-stained piece of television herstory. The winning bid, made at 5 in the AM yesterday (sneaky!) by one "swendlick" was $5,200. Which, if you put that into real people money, is roughly the equivalent of "Holy Crap!"
Y'know, this reminds us of what Tiny Tim said at the end of A Christmas Carol: "Christ Almighty, if I paid that much for underwear, I'd better get to keep the girl!" So true, Tim, so true. Merry Christmas, you old Savings and Loan!