We were trying really hard to not think too much about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy. Really hard. But we can't get away from it. It's everywhere. Kind of like global warming: we can't really see it yet but everyone is talking about it and we know it's out there and that it's real and that someday it will affect us. Someday we will be filling the pages of Scanner with tales of Jamie Lynn and her baby and her baby daddy like we once did (and will probably continue to do) with Britney. But does the world really need or deserve this right now? No. Either way, it's happening, and there's nothing we can do to stop it. In fact, we're pretty sure that everything stopped happening everywhere so there would be no news to interfere with this the most breaking and important of all news, except you know, all the other pregnancies. So, we have to sit back and take it all in. Thus we bring you a special Pregnancy Edition of Sloppy Seconds:
Britney didn't know about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy until the rest of us did. (When we get knocked up, our sister will be the first person we tell, after our baby daddy).
Poor Lynne Spears. Her parenting book (say what?) is on hold "indefinitely."
Nickelodeon respects Lil Spears' decision to follow in her sister's footsteps.
Britney went shopping after she found out about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy. And no one noticed her new dark hair.
Lilly Allen! Everyone is so caught up with Jamie Lynn's pregnancy that they all forgot about yours. Well, we didn't Lilly!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is NOT pregnant.
Previously: John Edwards' Love Child: Never Meant to Be