Maybe you find yourself with tons of cash and a wonderful woman who you're positive is slowly growing to despise you? Well, from what we can tell from the jewelry ads featured on Alternet.org, the best thing to do would be to buy her a big expensive diamond. You know, like the Hearts On Fire diamond, featured in the provocative ad to your right. It promises "Monogamy to the 100th power" -- because after all, any other brand of diamond and you'd only be at the 99th power, and that lovely, fickle wife of yours might still wind up giving your business partner a friendly hummer between rounds of golf at the club. Now, that's a hazard no golfer wants to think about, right? Right?
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