Men. If a sex toy company made a vibrator in your likeness, would you
a) Be honored?
b) Get pissed and sue?
c) Be honored and still sue?
We only ask because...
German soccer captain Michael Ballack and Bayern Munich goalie Oliver Kahn were paid $67,380 each as settlements from Beate Uhse, Europe's largest sex-shop company. The company had used their likenesses on vibrators called the Michael B and the Oli K without receiving permission.
[Via The Star.com: Not So Good Vibrations]
[May 2006: World Cup Themed Vibrators Upset Oliver Kahn, Michael Ballack]