Behold, the Starry Night Sleep Technology System from Leggett & Platt, recently unveiled at the massive gadgetgasm that is CES. What could possibly make it worth the 20 to 50 grand that the makers are asking for it? Well, aren't they glad you asked...
- Anti-snore technology
- Dual programmable temperature control from 68 to 117 degrees Fahrenheit
- Sleep Diagnostic Center; monitors body movement and breathing pattern
- Internet connectivity
- Wireless RF remote via Microsoft's Media Center
- iPod docking station
- life|ware™ Connected
- Automatic alarm clock with Sloppy Oral Sex™ feature
Guess which feature we added to that list ourselves? Bet it's the only one you were actually interested in!
(Thanks, Jo!)