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Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch - $600

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You think we're joking, don't you?

Nope, straight from craigslist:

For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at 802 XXX 9456 or reply to posting.

 

Before you pick up that phone, it's in San Francisco. Too bad, that'd look pretty snazzy in our living room. And we'd give it a loving home, alright. Plus, we have been looking for a nice, comfy spot from which to blog all day. Wonder if Hooksexup would reimburse for shipping...

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jamobey said:

In the very least, you could write off the expense as "business related".

January 17, 2008 11:10 AM

Hooksexup Insider said:

In this wild and wooly world, the Scanner crew keeps your comfort and well-being always in mind. What

January 17, 2008 5:07 PM

ElDeano said:

I say fuck the couch, no, really, fuck the couch!

January 17, 2008 5:07 PM

Hooksexup Insider said:

In this wild and wooly world, the Scanner crew keeps your comfort and well-being always in mind. What

January 17, 2008 5:41 PM

missdoc said:

It's a vulva! Not a vagina! Get your anatomy right people... The vagina is the tunnel.

January 17, 2008 11:08 PM

grimnir said:

Wouldn't it be ironic if this couch was owned by a Freudian psychologist.

January 18, 2008 8:53 AM

Scanner said:

It was a busy week here at Scanner. We got a new URL, we thought a lot about boobs (big ones! Jessica Alba's!), we found some new furniture, and unfortunately, a few people died. Anyway, we're spent. But in case you missed any of it, here's

January 19, 2008 10:21 PM

sugar said:

I went to college with that girl.  I remember the admissions commitee falling all over themselves because of that couch.  

January 19, 2008 11:07 PM

SkyPork said:

Do you have to wear ... "protection," when you sit on this couch?  Like a full body condom, or something?  And should one lube up thoroughly before sitting? Is it expected that one should kiss/caress the furniture *around* the couch before diving right in and sitting down?

January 20, 2008 2:33 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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