Just in the last few hours, we've been trying to figure out which institution is having a worse day: the stock market or the Grand Old Party.
First, Fred Thompson withdrew from the race after he was caught with an even hotter woman than his wife. (Okay, that didn't happen. And his wife ain't all that hot, either.)
Mitt Romney made a total out-of-touch-white-guy ass of himself at the MLK tribute in Florida. He even used the term "bling bling," which is even more funny when heard with the robotic gears clinking along in his jaw.
And Mike Huckabee's campaign still can't raise two bits without starting a registry at Target. This could spell the end for him.
[Photo: Steve Helber, Associated Press]