We know, we're having a hard time believing it ourselves.
But according to reports, she pulled on some panties (OK, we made that part up), got in her car under the influence of nothing (OK, we made that up, too), drove in a striaght line (also made up), showed up for a deposition and stayed two hours.
Go, Brit!
[Yahoo!: Spears goes to custody case deposition]
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