Ummm, we don't know if we're actually allowed to show this, because technically it's porn, but it's so ridiculous in that you're-never-going-to-have-an-orgasm-like-this kind-of way, that we figured it might almost be acceptable. It's totally and completely unsafe for work. It's also hysterical. And if our editors make us take it down, it may be here for a limited time only.