OK, we're just going to list the things that are wrong with the story that accompanied this picture.
1. Those people dressed in black? They're teenagers. They are also engaged.
2. "I am a pet, I generally act animal like and I lead a really easy life," she said.
3. A bus driver called them freaks (we're not saying it's not true, it's just not nice).
Now for the things that are wrong with this scenario that are not listed in the accompanying article.
1. We're guessing: her parents.
2. We're also guessing: his parents.
3. It looks like neither of them have washed their hair in a really long time.
4. He's wearing a coat and she's wearing a tank top. We're so confused about the weather!!
5. Um, does she take a crap while she's all leashed up like that?
[Daily Mail: 'I'm a human pet': The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog lead]
(Thanks, Jeremy, Rob and Pietro!)