Great News! Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. This time with twins! I was lucky to grab Angie for a few seconds as she walked to her car after her visit with "the doctor."
BOBBY: Angelina Jolie! Congrates on the news! You’re having twins! And a little birdy told me is was all made possible because of Brad Pitt’s sperm!
ANGELINA: How do you know this? I just found out five minutes ago that I was pregnant.
BOBBY: (Placing a fake goatee on my chin) Who do you think was rubbing the ultrasound lube all over that beautiful stomach of yours?
ANGELINA: (shocked) That was YOU!? I… I…
Angela pulls out her phone and gets Bradley on the horn.
ANGELINA: Bradley!... You’re not gonna believe this, honey-
BOBBY: (screaming) We’re having twins!
Angelina shoots me an “eat-a-vile-of-shit” look. She runs to her car.
ANGELINA: Yes! We’re having twins!... Who was that screaming?... Oh, some cute guy that lubed up my stomach for the ultrasound…
Angelina stops at her car. As she fumbles for her keys, I get one last question in.
BOBBY: What are you gonna name your new babies?… I think you should name one Africa and the other one, South Africa… KIDDING! Although I think you might be just crazy enough to do something like that.
Angelina randomly hands me her phone.
ANGELA: Here, talk to Bradley for a second while I find the right key.
BOBBY: (Nervous) Wha- what? Sure, ummm. (into the phone) Hello? Is this Bradley Pitt?... Fine, thank you… Really? You read my other blogs?...
Angelina finds her key and opens the car door. She snatches the phone from my hand.
ANGELINA: Thanks for holding that for me… Oh, one last thing-
She kicks me in the head, dropping me to the ground in an instant.
So there you go. Another great interview.
(Ed Note: This is about as real as The Hills)
[Image via CelebrityCouples.net]