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Hey, What's the "Halo 3" Button Combo For Whipping Out Your Junk?

Posted by Bryan Christian

Any Master Chief wannabes out there? Maybe you can explain the phenomenon known as "teabagging"? We're pretty sure that we know what it means in real life -- as the kids on Kotaku note, we've seen Pecker after all -- but how exactly the hell are you supposed to get your balls out of that 9-foot battle suit?

Anyway, the reason we ask is that it sounds like, in at least one case, those anti-video game nuts were right: kids are doing in real-life what they learned about in the virtual one. 

A group of boys has been involved in bullying others, and officials said their actions have included physical attacks, taunting and sexually harassing victims by making their crotches touch other boys' heads while fully clothed — something apparently inspired by the Halo video game series, in which players can perform a posturing move over a defeated enemy.

So what, in the video game it's like a thing where you stand over their dead body and taunt them with your bathing suit area while calling them names over your headset? Speaking for ourselves, we've never been big "Halo" fans -- Scanner Bryan only got an old school XBox to mod for watching videos and Scanner Emily's banking on the NES making a big comeback -- so if anyone can shed any light on the matter, it would be greatly appreciated.

Oh, hold up: a little Googling and we totally get it now. Video after the break.

[Via Kotaku] 


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jamobey said:

You wouldn't think it, but it really makes you feel ashamed when some six year old kid is yelling playgound obscenities at you in a high pitch Joey McIntyre voice and doing this to you.

January 25, 2008 4:48 PM

CC said:

Teabagging to Beethoven's 9th!

January 25, 2008 5:18 PM

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Scanner brings us this week’s highs and lows . Our own daily list includes these highs: Demi Moore’s

January 25, 2008 5:41 PM

gopher broke said:

there's also the slow hump, in which you crouch over their face and change weapons (e.g. from pistol to shotgun).  this makes master chief thrust his armored pelvis back and forth from the squat and allows you to demonstrate the rhythmic facilities that, i believe, are a prerequisite for advancing beyond face f***ing in video games to the real thing.

January 25, 2008 6:27 PM

Cat Brother said:

Maybe it's just me, but this kind of 'bullying act' seems to set the bully up for the hardest ball-punch he's EVER had. Wanna stick your crotch over my head and wave it back and forth? You'll never spread your (clearly lacking) seed, guaranteed.

January 26, 2008 1:12 PM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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