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Scanner Bryan and Scanner Emily Meet in the Real World, Take Bad Camera Phone Pictures

Posted by Emily Farris


Can you believe that the royal we had never met? Scanner Emily was beginning to worry that she only existed on The Internets and not in the real world, so we decided to meet for $9 cocktails and document it. There are just more bad camera phone pictures after the jump. In the end, Scanner Bryan took the phoneputer from Scanner Emily and got both of their heads in the final shot, so if you've been dying to see Scanner Bryan's forehead in its entirety, today's your lucky day.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments

Brian Fairbanks said:

Screw you guys. I didn't want to come to your stupid birthday party anyway.

So there.

January 25, 2008 12:47 AM

Bryan Christian said:

I should really be hungover right now, but I am not. The thrill of it all has overwhelmed the painful consequences of intoxication! Oh, hang on -- maybe I'm just still drunk?

January 25, 2008 10:10 AM

camipco said:

y'all are some good looking sex bloggers

January 25, 2008 11:47 AM

bookgirl82 said:

oh my, amazingly hot, the pair o' ye both. lucky, lucky mrs. scanner bryan!

January 25, 2008 3:57 PM

Dan24 said:

Scanner Emily is all kinds of cute!

January 25, 2008 6:39 PM

polevod said:

did you two fuck?  If not, why do we care?

January 25, 2008 6:49 PM

JCF said:

That first photo made it look like Emily was wearing some strange leather strap with holes in it on her shirt.  Good thing we found out in a later photo that it was actually Bryan's watchband, before it was too late and you started a new fashion trend!

January 26, 2008 11:36 AM

jwebster8 said:

Immediately afterwards did he drop down to one knee and propose?  Or would that have been a little too figure-skaterie?

January 28, 2008 2:48 PM

lulu said:

you two make a cute couple

January 28, 2008 7:41 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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