Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital today after taking forty horse tranquilizers and several shots of adrenochrome.
Okay, we just made all that up. Actually, she was taken to a psychiatric wing of UCLA for observation. We're not exactly sure what more doctors need to see of this creature before making an evaluation. Paramedics took her there on a stretcher, possibly at the request of Lynne, who probably could use some hospitalization of her own, if only to get away from her crazy family.
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