Our friend Madeline Holler over at Political Nanny is keeping up with the B-list endorsements so I can sit here and nurse a bottle of tequila all day. But do we really care who, um, Hulk Fucking HOGAN is supporting? Actually, yes. Which is why her story, which mentions that Hillary Clinton can rejoice at the support of distinguished author/deepthroater Jenna Jameson, is so enjoyable.
Madeline rattles off the endorsements: Hogan for Obama, hard-livin' poet Maya Angelou for Hillary, and Savanna Sampson for Giuliani. Woah! A porn star endorsed Giuliani? (I won't spoil Political Nanny's one-liner about Sampson possibly rescinding that endorsement.)
Sources say Mitt Romney's still holding out for Dirk Diggler's endorsement. Until then, he'll have a lot to run on with just this one Jenna Jameson quote:
The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again.
Although it's clearly an old Jenna line, it's still enough that if enough Republicans spread it around, even George Wallace could jump back in the race and win the gold.
PS I'm sorry, but... Holy fucking shit! Ric Flair is still alive?!