Sorry I’ve been slack on my posts lately. I was shooting a comedy pilot in Shreveport for the last ten days. I’m back though, and I promise to get on the blog-wagon from here on out. But first, Bobby needs your advice.
I made it back just in time for the Super Bowl and after the game had great conversation/semi-date with this cute girl that lives in my neighborhood. We were getting cozy in a booth at my local bar and I thought everything was going well. Body language was good. All the stars seemed to be aligned. So, I walked her home like a gentleman. When we got to her building she playfully pointed to her window and showed me where she lived, and then told me to call her so we could go on a real date. Blah, blah, blah. You know the drill.
Anyway, I was walking home last night and I couldn’t help but notice her sitting by her kitchen window so I sent her a fun text saying that I was watching her in her apartment. Here’s exactly what I said:
“I can see you! Well, if I had binoculars I could. Not in a creepy way but in a good way!”
Harmless, right? Well, it's been a day and she still hasn’t responded. She could have at least sent a text saying, “That actually IS creepy in a CREEPY way." I mean, give me something to work with, here.
Now I don’t want to call her. Is that wrong? She’s the one that pointed out her kitchen window to me?! Maybe she goes by a two-day text rule or something. Is there even a two-day text rule? At the most, there should just be a two-hour text rule. Don’t even get me farted!
Oh, well. So my dating failure tip of the week is: Never send a text saying you’re watching someone through their window. Not even as a joke. Especially to girls who don't get it.
I’ll keep you posted and let you know if she ever gets back to me, but I’m not smelling wedding balls with this one.