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Who Would You Rather: Hillary or Barack?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Well, since CNN can't decide who you'd rather, maybe you should tell them. This week's "Who Would You Rather" is between the guy who starred in that hot Obama Girl's video with his shirt off on the beach a la Daniel Craig vs. the woman who gave birth to Chelsea Clinton.

And don't let your political preferences decide who you would or would not rather. There are no write-in candidates. There are no provisional ballots-- just you, a voting booth, two names, and a lever. Which sounds like some weird sex game. So yank on that lever, folks, and tell us: Who. Would You...  


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lagiulia said:

This is not even a QUESTION. Barack is hot.

February 6, 2008 6:06 PM

jwebster8 said:

What does it matter which you want to fuck?  They're politicians, eventually they will fuck you.

February 6, 2008 6:13 PM

kowhaileaves said:

barack is so hot!

February 7, 2008 12:48 AM

maybeapril said:

I would rather chop off my arm, eat it raw, puke it back up, mold it into a club, and beat myself with it until I die than to sleep with either one of those disgusting human beings.

February 7, 2008 1:35 AM

owhitty said:

Daniel Craig.

wait that wasn't an option?

oh..

February 7, 2008 2:22 AM

Isis Uptown said:

Obama - I'd rather *vote* for him, too.

February 7, 2008 12:40 PM

tryanything said:

Obama, but only if we whispers "yes we can" over and over in my ear while someone softly strums a guitar in the background.

he should run the country with that guy at every press conference, too

February 7, 2008 1:01 PM

godwal said:

Hillary -

I mean, nothing against Barack, but he doesn't have a vagina.

February 7, 2008 1:42 PM

stew said:

No contest OBAMA!

February 7, 2008 5:51 PM

chicadificil555 said:

I dated this dude a while ago, and then we stopped seeing each other. But I ended up going for one more post-break-up fling because of his resemblance to OBAMA... who I find extremely attractive in spite of disagreeing with some of his politics...

& that Hillary, she kills my boner.  

February 7, 2008 6:38 PM

naomiha said:

Obama warmed my hands at a fundraiser.  It was probably the hottest thing that's ever happened.  No question.

February 7, 2008 10:16 PM

ecape said:

I think Hillary is hot, actually.  (I'm a woman)

February 7, 2008 11:31 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker/The Consumerist. He will be first against the wall, come the revolution.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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