Something Awful did a story today on the bizarre website yoni.com, which is dedicated to the mythic and new-agey powers of the vag.
The site describes the yOni as such:
"The sign of the yOni was meant to convey the shape of the external female genitalia, which the ancients clearly recognised as the seat of female sexual power."
The yOni is the most utterly feminine part of woman, mysterious and hidden, soft, receptive and embracing.
Hidden indeed. And did the webmaster not see Emily's post about a very different kind of, uh, yOni? Clearly not, as the site mainly dwells on the meditative and wondrous powers of poontang. Just check out the table of contents for yOni and you'll get a pretty good idea:
Maiden | Mother | Crone | Lover | Healer | Bitch | Superwoman | Menstrual Lodge | Earth | Gallery | Circle | Gorgeous Gifts | Discussions | Membership
Crone?! Menstrual Lodge?! That's it, we're going gay.