Three hundred million-plus people heaved a huge sigh of relief at approx. 12:40pm today when CNN reported Mitt Romney is dropping out of the Presidential race. He had no chance in hell of winning a general election, but that didn't stop us from fearing the hell out of him. And now that he's gone, we're stuck with John McCain vs. Hillary/Barack, which is going to be a lot tougher for Dems.
Madeline Holler is sadly packing the overnight bag Romney's been keeping on her dresser. Now it's just Huck, Ronnie, and Mac the Knife. Who can we still make fun of, damn it?