A business man in Japan is facing environmental charges after dumping 1,000 adult films in a late night effort to purge his porn collection. Because we're sure the porn industry, even in Japan, doesn't condone littering (and Scanner certainly doesn't!), we've come up with a few things he could have done with his videos.
1. Made a really cool art project. Whether his collection is DVDs, VHS tapes or both, when you have 1,000 of anything it screams art project. Especially when it's 1,000 items you've rejected from your life.
2. Has this man never heard of Craigslist? He is a businessman, right? Shouldn't he want a return on his investment?
3. Donated them to starving artists in need of a porn fix. We're sure there are plenty of 20-something Americans running around Japan with Asian fetishes and no money.
4. Uh, how about keeping that shit for a rainy day?
[Courier Mail: Porn fan arrested for dumping adult films]