Diabolic Portland entrepreneur Johnny Diablo first tried to get people to eat vegan style by creating Pirate's Tavern, a short-lived theme restaurant that was supposed to capitalize on the inexplicable success of those Johnny Depp movies to spread the gospel of cruelty-free food. But that didn't work, so when he was planning his latest venture, Casa Diablo, he went for a gimmick that's a little more tried and true: tits and ass.
While it may not be the most orthodox way to win over new vegans, Diablo hopes people bring some green and eat some green at his new club.
“(It’s) vixens, not veal, and sizzle, not steak,” Diablo said. “We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate.”
OK, well, we've had an aversion to "meat" comments about ladies since some douchebag carrying a "tuna pizza" -- topped with Barbie doll parts -- tried to take a picture of our wife in Mardi Gras. So, moving on... our impression, from watching the (excruciatingly smug) news video and reading the articles about the place, is that the ladies might be vegans as well. And while we aren't about to get into whether vegetarians and vegans are hotter than normal people, if you want to -- go ahead, comment away. All we're saying is: ladies this cute will be getting dudes to try soy nachos when Captain Jack Sparrow is long forgotten.
[via Fleshbot]