We've always despised the Naked Cowboy guy. There's very little to recommend: he has nothing to do with the culture of New York City, yet he's always there, in Times Square, the worst place in New York City, and that includes Bill O'Reilly's sex dungeon at Fox. Oh yeah, and he's a talentless hack.
Robert Burck, the real name of a man we love to hate, is now suing Mars, makers of the M&M, for $6 mil after the candy manufacturer dressed up an M&M to look like him for a stupid TV commerical. Yawn. We cared a lot more about the two Tom Waits lawsuits, one against Coke, for their infringing on his image and likeness for commercials.
On that note, instead of giving this twerp any more publicity, soak up some Waits on anti-love day... you'll thank us for this clip: