Even we don't have the guts to admit to doing some of this stuff...
...like sending ourselves Valentine's Day gifts. To prove what to whom?
Japan firmly establishes itself as the weirdest country for lovers.
Girl with A One-Track Mind on the Hallmark Holiday.
V-Day: the Black Monday from Hell.
Did we mention Japan is weird as shit? But so's NYC, baby.
And, in a moment to warn all our hearts, Mitt Romney became engaged to John McCain today.