Mao: Henry... Henry... what you doing, mothafucka?
Kiss: Yo... Mao... Yo, what time is it? I can't find my shoes, yes.
Mao: Yo, Henry... Henry, I'm sending you the girls.
Kiss: The girls? (Long, deep pause) The girls, which girls?
Mao: All of them. All of them girls. Ten... ten million.
Kiss: Sheeeeeeeeeiitt.
You think I'm making this up? This is Chinese leader Chairman Mao drinking over the phone with Fascist Leader Henry Kissinger, Secretary of the State, circa 1973:
A few minutes later, Mao circled back to the offer. "Do you want our Chinese women?" he asked. "We can give you 10 million."
Yeah, that's from CNN, baby, and CNN doesn't lie.
[Thanks, Melissa, for the link.]