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Sloppy Seconds: Huckabee Rips off Boston, Paris Hilton's Pups, Pyrex Dildos, and Good Riddance to Bush

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Is Mike Huckabee ripping off Boston (the band, not the city)? One former member thinks so.

Did you know that one is only allowed to own three dogs at a time in L.A.? Neither did we. Neither did Paris Hilton. Well, actually, she's just dumb and doesn't get them spayed and neutered. 

Eco-friendly dildos are all the new rage. Pyrex??!? (Also, how come that girl gets free dildos and we don't? Shouldn't the casserole queen/sex blogger get a free Pyrex dildo and possibly one named after her?)

Say goodbye to Dubya with your own farewell video. We have a few things we'd like to say to him, ourselves.  


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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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