We have to admit we're pretty excited about the new Indiana Jones movie for reasons including but not limited to Cate Blanchett and the Indiana Jones Sound FX Whip.
This $20 whip may be for children age 6 and up, but we imagine it will have an older customer base. It plays the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme and "motion activated whip cracking sounds" when you whip someone or something with it, and well, it's a fucking whip. Not. For. Children. Six-year-olds are too busy worrying about Hannah Montana and whatever else the kids are into these days, anyway. Leave the big-kid toys to us big kids, why don't you children?
Anyway, it goes on sale May 1. Our birthday is May 9. We're just sayin'...
[Hasbro: Indiana Jones Sound FX Whip via Gizmodo]