Hey kids, did you hear about the Gene Simmons sex tape? No? Good. Then we'll speak no more of it.
Stubborn, eh? Well, you'll learn to regret such insolence. Lesson one: clips of the aging, tonsorially challenged Kiss bassist humping one of his employees. How depressing are they? Well, Gene's either so vain or so cold that he doesn't remove his shirt. Also his feeble attempts to kiss the girl -- a spokesmodel for an energy drink he's associated with -- are thoroughly rebuffed. Oh, and did we mention that Foreigner is playing in the background?
Still curious, eh? Well, Fleshbot has very NSFW (duh) sample clips, but if you want the whole thing -- and the privilege of paying for it -- well, then a) what is wrong with you? And b) head to genessecret.com.
[via AVN]