Once upon a time a good friend of ours wrote a short story where advertisements had evolved into life-like androids, following you around and persuading you to try their products. The main character of the story was being trailed by a luscious female liquor ad whose bounteous breasts dribbled delicious vodka. It's an image that we've often come back to in a drunken, horny stupor -- and now, we're one step closer to making it a reality with the WineRack™!
This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls' nights out will never be the same again. As for boys' nights out, well, the mind boggles.
Wait, huh? They're encouraging guys to wear it? Well, hell, we'll try anything once. All hail technology!
[via asylum.com]