Any Mancunians out there looking for a fun and challenging fulltime gig impregnating teens? Well, if we're reading this job description correctly, we've got just the thing.
We are now looking for an experienced and enthusiastic individual to support the management of the local teenage pregnancy programme. The successful candidate will be a strategic thinker with strong project management skills and a proven track record of partnership working.
We've never heard it called that before but you get the idea. Applications are being accepted until March 10, so good luck!