Why a woman in a with a "supportive" and understanding boyfriend, not to mention a child, needs breast implants to feel better about herself, and why her man isn't alarmed, is beyond us. Then again, we (Scanner Bryan not included) have never been breast men. We have to admit to scratching our collective heads over the recent news stories about the first Canadian woman to raise her boob funds entirely through anonymous online donations.
We've always been of the opinion that a woman with fake breasts is either a hot stripper (not girlfriend material) or a single fifty-year-old (not girlfriend material) or, well, just not girlfriend material. It's what we Americans call "a big-ass red flag." What does it say about a person who not only wants breast implants to feel some sense of self worth but also seeks the money for such an operation by scouring for anonymous online donations and flirting with creepy boob-crazed strangers at myfreeimplants.com?
Since joining the site in October 2006, [Candace] Leadley chatted with men around the world and posted photos of herself online to raise the roughly $9,000 needed for surgery.
Donations ranged from $10 to $250, she said, and came from men around the world.
Indeed, more importantly, who are these strange men who cough up half a paycheck to a chick they won't ever even see naked? Is this a new fetish that's going around?
And most importantly, are those tetas pictured above real? Your guesstimation, Doctor, in the comments. (And yes, we know the answer.)