Want to know why this insignia has some Swedish undies in knots? We'll give you one guess.
PENIS!
This is pretty much just a gift from God in the form of a Swedish newspaper article:
Sweden's chief heraldists remain dissatisfied with a decision by the Nordic Battlegroup to remove a lion's penis depicted on its coat of arms.
But staff at the National Archives are hopeful that the Nordic Battlegroup will reconsider its position and re-erect the lion's member on its insignia.
Seriously? Seriously. Yes! And there is more discussion of the insignia and its penis:
The heraldry unit would have no qualms about making alterations to the original image if requested to do so by the military.
"We could make the dimensions a bit smaller, for example. Once we were commissioned to create a similar symbol for Swedish Customs. When they thought it was a bit much they sent it back to us and we just shrank the organ," said Klackenberg.
See, you didn't realize this was a problem, and now you are so much more aware and enlightened. You're welcome.