Well, not exactly. But, because we were mildly entertained (shocked and horrified, we mean, of course) by the Olsen Twins countdown, we spent some time on Jailbait Wait and found out there's not much to look forward to. Sure, Emma Watson is cute, but she's no Jessica Biel (er..if Jessica Biel were under 18, which, thank God, she's not.). And Dakota Fanning. No one is watching the clock waiting to fool around with Dakota Fanning. Not even the people who run the site. Peep the blurb after the jump:
Dakota Fanning (born February 23, 1994) is an American child actress. Fanning's breakthrough performance was in I Am Sam in 2001. As of 2007, her most well-known films have been War of the Worlds and Charlotte's Web. She has won numerous awards, and is currently the youngest person ever to have been nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award.
(There, I made a countdown for her. Now stop bugging me. -- Bill)
Where are the creepy, scintillating overly-personal details? Where are the photos that make you feel like a Dateline predator? And who the hell is Bill? Even the pervs who run this site are phoning it in. Looks like the days of unfettered enthusiasm for Hollywood barely legals have passed. Anyone on the edge of your seat waiting for an 18th birthday? Maybe someone should start a countdown to eligibility for senior citizen benefits, because Susan Sarandon is over sixty and looking pretty fucking nifty.