There are some things in this world that never seem to age: canned peaches, the soles of Doc Martens, Cher and Prince. Well, the first three, anyway.
Prince, formerly known as Prince, then The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, and currently known as Prince again, is 49-years-old. That's damn near 50 for those of you who don't know what 49 plus one is. And Prince's damn-near 50 hips have finally given in to a lifetime of gyrating, dry humping and bumping... and all the behind-the-scenes wet humping we missed. He's having a hip joint replaced with titanium!
Will we ever think of Prince the same way again?
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