We've complained about CO-ED Magazine being a worthless pile of sexist internet poo before, and frankly we thought that they'd never show up in our pages again. But we will be goddamned if with their latest listacle, they ain't finally done something so enthusiastically and intriguingly wrong that we're kind of impressed. (Actuallly, yeah: we probably will be damned by God.)
It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.
Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier - literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older woman seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not.
Oh... where do we start? The grammatical incompetence of the second graf or the empty and offensive "insight" of the first? Doesn't matter, because what we really want to get to is this:
Check out 18 of America’s Sexiest Sex Offenders after the jump and vote!
And they ain't kidding. Not only do they have pictures of them all -- Mary Kay LeTourneau, Debra LaFave, and a bunch of other fairly attractive gals that we'd never heard of with surprisingly porny names (Cameo Patch, anyone?) -- but you can vote on your favorite. As we type this, it's a tie between LaFave and Amy McElhenney, a former Miss Bexar County (Texas represent!) who looks so together in her photo that it sort of breaks our heart.
And thus we arrive at today's moral dilemma. Do we link to this article -- which with its bold and unapologetic immaturity both saddens and delights us -- and give traffic to a "magazine" that we despise? Apparently, the answer is yes.
See ya in Hell!