We didn't have time to draw up an Obama vs. Hillary "Choose Your Own Adventure" cover (it's Friday, it's cold, we're drunk, choose your own adventure excuse), so this classic Mellencamp one will have to suffice.
As for the promised "Choose Your Own Adventure: 2008 Democratic Presidential Primary" edition, well, you'll see what we mean...
Forbes has a new chart/game/thingy called: "How Can Obama or Clinton Win the Nomination? You Decide!" Basically, players enter random percentage totals for the upcoming primaries into boxes. The site then tabulates the delegate count and shows, well, how Obama is going to win.
Yep, unless you enter large and unrealistic numbers for Hillary Clinton in most of the upcoming contests, including places she will lose big (such as Vermont), you can see how selfish it will be for her to continue the race much longer, especially after Texas and Ohio on Tuesday, where the race is tied.
Check it out here. By the way, I chose the adventure where Mellencamp meets Willie Nelson at the North Pole and gets the giant bong hit of Alaskan Thunderbolt and has crazy visions of little pink houses for you and me... for you and me, baby! It was pretty good but you had to be there.