Clearly, someone was not content just using Photoshop to draw moustaches, scars, and cum-shots on pictures of annoying celebrities. Whoever created these Erotic Falconry pictures is an innovator and should be recognized as such. Taking mildly dirty photos and tossing that naughty falon into the mix: genius. Scanner salutes you! But, dude, still, you are weird. Lucky for you, actual animal sex is SO MUCH WEIRDER...
According to this list of the 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals on Cracked, snakes mate in orgies, earwigs have two dicks, and Bonobo monkeys say "hello" with a little "in and out" rather than a wave. But, Hippos? When male hippos want to mate, they shit themselves. Because nothing says, "dig the load I can drop" like dropping a huge load.
(via Best Week Ever)