This 8-year-old King Charles Spaniel has more purpose in her life than anyone you know. She balances shit on her head and body while in a "trance-like state" for hours at a time. The bitch puts that circus seal and his red ball to shame. She's got steel implants in her legs and a weak heart, but still she is pulling off shit like this:
The only trick our dog ever learned was how to steal sandwiches off the kitchen counter, and it wasn't because we taught him how. Little asshole doesn't even know how to make a decent cup of coffee let alone balance a plate with yogurt on it for 5 hours.