We're thinking maybe. It's that personal touch that really nails it for him.
Uncle Dirty still rubs himself down with baby oil and parades around in thongs that he makes himself. Sometimes, the police hassle him about it, especially when he goes to the beach. One of Uncle Dirty's hobbies, besides sewing thongs, is pasting photos of giant penises on male bodies he finds in magazines.
Yeah.... um, now that we've all silently ruminated on what, exactly, in Uncle Dirty's personal life would cause him to fixate on giant, out-of-place schlongs, let's draw our attention elsewhere for a moment: socks, people. Matching tube socks. 'Cause you can't be a dirty old man without covering both the 'dirty'
and the 'old.'
[via Boing Boing]