Michael Musto—Village Voice columnist, bicycle rider and VH1 talking head—has re-created Lindsay Lohan's photoshoot re-creating Marilyn Monroe's Last Sitting. So what do you think, hot or not? More shots after the jump.
Just in case you're wondering where we stand on this: hot and hilarious. Michael has a much better body than we expected him to... actually kind-of Lohan-esque. Also, we really want some cantaloupe right now...
More shots of Michael doing the nasty LiLo at The Village Voice.