(We thought about using that Marilyn picture of Lindsay, but darn it, aren't we all a little tired of that?)
Say what you will about torture porn auteur Eli Roth: the guy's at least got a sense of humor sometimes. Cabin Fever was a hoot, and so was his retelling of that time Lindsay Lohan deemed him too old to consider for whatever desperate, post-rehab hookup she might be after.
And to cap off the best week ever, I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend "too old," and kept walking. Now - she's absolutely correct - but it was still pretty fucking hilarious. Especially since we were in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel - where the average age is 97. If you look too old in there you're fucked! Time to hit the Botox!
P.S. Now I'm in bed with bronchitis from not getting enough sleep last week. Maybe Lindsay's right!
Can't wait till Lindsay Googles Roth, comes up with this, and thinks it's real. We smell a second chance!
[via IMDB and Defamer]